A Typical Tramp in New Zealand

EllyseLast week, my friend Ellyse and I set out to tramp (hike, in New Zealand speak) the Gillespie Circuit in the Southern Alps. Our 8 1/2 hour adventure on Day 1 was a typical snapshot into your average tramp in the wilds of New Zealand.

Here’s a glimpse:

9:30. Drive the Lucky the Legnum (AKA the Miracle Wagon) to an unmarked road where we can leave her for four days.

9:35. Lucky stalls in a giant puddle. I’ve never had an automatic stall before…

9:45. Scout the Makarora to find a good place to ford the river to head up the Wilkin Valley. No track (trail, in New Zealand speak), no markers. Choose your own adventure!

10:15. Three river braids later, stop on the other side. Remove wet shorts. Put shoes on.

10:20. Remove shoes to cross diversion ditch. Walk barefoot for inordinate amount of time, just in case.

10:30. Put shoes on. Regret it 17 seconds later.

10:45. Stumble on first track marker. Pat ourselves on the back for our excellent orienteering skills.

11:00. First section of washed out track. Get creative with roots, boulders, hiking poles, and anything else at hand.

11:45. I slip on a section of five-foot vertical wet rootwad. Ellyse compliments me on my graceful fall.

Rootwad11:50. I slip again and tumble a few feet down. Ellyse decides this is due to an alarming lack of chocolate intake in the last few hours. We find a lunch spot.

11:55. Run away from lunch spot trailing food detritus to escape voracious sandflies. Pace awkwardly on the riverbank while shoving food in our mouths.

1:30. Track disappears. Spend too much time zig-zagging around the knee-high grass looking for it. We come upon a grave marker in the flats and start to lose hope (I’m not kidding).

2:00. Track re-appears. Much rejoicing.

2:30. Track disappears. This time it’s not funny.

4:00. Snack. Chocolate. Hope springs eternal.

4:15. Begin the climb over the pass. This track is blessed with switchbacks, a rare find in New Zealand where tracks are usually general suggestions straight up a rocky mountain face.

5:15. Siberia valley opens up below us. Much gasping and photos.

6:15. Arrive at Siberia hut. Take in the view. Sigh with contentment.

6:16. Rush inside the hut to escape hungry sandflies.

There you have it. Despite all this, Ellyse and I secretly confided to each other that we love days like this. Our graph of suffering to fun might be a little out of whack…

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